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• Marge Simpson: Homer, you have to go out there, face that mob, and apologize for what you did.
• Homer Simpson: I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll take all of you!
• Carl: No we won't. We just want Homer!
• Homer Simpson: Well, maybe not you, but they'll kill Grandpa!
• Grampa: I'm part of the mob!

• NSA Worker: Hey everybody, I found one! The government actually found someone we're looking for! YEAH, BABY, YEAH!

• [about the Itchy and Scratchy movie in the cinema hall]
• Homer Simpson: I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free! If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker! Especially you!
• [points to us]

• [Bart puts a black bra on his head]
• Bart Simpson: [in the voice of a cartoon mouse] I'm the mascot of an evil corporation!

• [Bart claps]
• Lisa Simpson: What are you doing, Bart?
• Bart Simpson: Eh, just passing the time.
• [Bart claps, snow repeatedly falls on Homer]
• Homer Simpson: Aw, my boy loves Alaska so much, he's applauding it. Lisa, why aren't you clapping?
• Lisa Simpson: But Dad!
• Homer Simpson: [sternly] Clap for Alaska!
• [Lisa claps along with Bart]
• Homer Simpson: [Homer is buried under an avalanche]

• Ticker: Watch 'Are You Smarter Than a Celebrity?' on FOX. That's right, we even advertise our shows during movies now.

• Ralph Wiggum: [after Bart skates by, naked] I like men now.

• Tom Hanks: This is Tom Hanks saying if you see me in person, please, leave me be.